People and blog readers,

I believe that i have gone too far in certain things in life. Although i know that no one's perfect, but i know my recent actions might have hurt people's feelings deeply. Just to increase my blogging comments, i took the wrong step to be in attention by taking away and using people's weaknesses to make my blog famous.

I'm really feeling guilty for hurting others. Although i thought this would be a great way for blog readers to express their anger and to tell some people that they need to change, i find this very very insulting. I know that i might have dissappoint many about my current behavior. I'm trully sorry for what i've done. Although i know it is not enough, but i really hope that GOD will forgive me for my wrongdoings. i hope all of u will forgive me.

I'M SORRRY GUYS
Saturday, September 30, 2006

WASTED OPPORTUNITY

On Wednesday, i was invited to an all girl party because they are celebrating 5 people's birthday. They are my friends la of course. SO i .... i felt so excited man... All girls party... WOWOWOW imagining myself talking with one gal, then another gal... and then another gal....WAH SHIOK MAN

NABEH

DAMN SUEI MAN, in the afternoon, i had a stomach pain in the afternoon. Must be the chilli in the mee hoon and the chilli in the nasi lemak that i've taken during my break time. Nabeh, LAU SAI for about 5 times. So i took medicine and pray that i'll get well before the party...but no... damn it

Shiau mei msg me, ask me to go. I say i have personal matters cannot come. xin ye also sms, i again say cannot... Until Joan called me, then i decided to tell her...

"I have diarhoea"

Damn it, i'm the laughing stock in school today

AAARRRGGGGHHHH

anyway, happy bithday Shiau Mei, Joan, Elaine, Xin Ye, and Grace

May god bless u, and me -> "plz....no more diarhoea"





Grace is the dark green t-shirt
Shiau Mei is the pretty one on the right











Joan is the one on far left
Elaine is the yellow one

Ehh...where is xin ye photo?
and Why susan dressing like a farmer one :P ???







Thursday, September 28, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

On Sunday night, i have a surprise bithday party form my friends. I'm so abashed and want to thank Why Kit for this memorable event :)

These are the picture..:


Yup Only 1 picture for now, i'll upload the rest later. Anyway thanks you guys for remembering. I really appreciate it :)


Ps: Ming Yang, Chung Vi, and Hua Chye's Face Cut to half already :P







THIS PICTURE BETTER :P

EXPERIENCE: 1ST PERFORMANCE

Today is majils perpisahan for form 6 students. I perform for the 1st time ever in me life.

During recess time, i didnt eat because i was too nervous. Butterflies in my stomach, how to eat?

so at 10.40 am, i got ready to play. When the curtain opened i can see my friends cheering, damn...i'm feeling so hot, more pressure on me. I bow sheepishly and started playing.

I played First Love , a song made by Utada Hikaru which made her who she is today. I had a few errors while playing because i'm so scared... But i know that i've achieved my objective,

I actually play on stage so that i can dedicate this song to my teachers and friends and also to experience a life of a piano playa like Daniel Powter.I'm very happy and nervous at the same time.

Maybe, i should've taken the road which is greener than the other. Nevertheless, i felt happy and hope that i can play again.

Share the love people, cause i know that i did :)

PS: Well, maybe there is another reason also for playing today, but i think my close friends will know why :P

Chau


Thank you Utada Hikaru For the wonderful song, "First Love"
Tuesday, September 19, 2006

COOL NAMES

1) Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin

2) Hokkien
Carl Chng - Buttock
Monica Chng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Tan Kow Sai - wait dog shit
Frank Lampad - Big something
Lau Chee Buy - ~CENSORED~
Lam Pha Chee - ~CENSORED~
Hwan Na Kia - Malays ia



3) Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell chicken eggs
Joan Yee Ai Wei - Oops...dunnola :P
Sunday, September 17, 2006

The topic of the day is:

Why Mr.Mereshell is afraid of gals :)

Many of my classmates especially the gals wanna know why i am so shy with gals.

1) Have been studying in HSK for 5 years. Have no contact with gals in my surroundings except my teachers and family members. So i will surely feel shy if i see any gals form this stage onwards.

2) I did try my best to mix u know, i try msn ing, and sms ing with my girl friends. But when i see face to face, suddenly my mind can turn blank lor... so susah sikit when wanna cakap lor.

3) SO PLZZZZZZ, help me. help me to be more brave towards these ppl from venus one. Rome cant be build in one day. SO i need time to change :P

peace out :)

Review: This website is scary...

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

WARNING: They know what u are thinking...

JOKES OF THE DAY

1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.

2) NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol

3) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch

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Website is here :
http://www.esnips.com/doc/9fb4527d-43c2-4860-91ce-7747237b725d/fury-of-C-minorr.wav

Description about this song:

Fury of c minor
Its a song created out of anger and dissapointment i have in my life. A littel bit of anger expression and maybe horror. Its the best i can make so far and please give me your feedback. I'll post more created songs soon.

thanks
Saturday, September 16, 2006

HoKKien Laws of Grammar

I'll Begin with present, past and past participle tence for hokkien for today.

1) a) chiak (present tense)
wa suka chiak mee hoon soup.

b) soot (past tense)
cho mee (yesterday) wa soot sa(3) ge mee hoon soup.

c) hoot (past participle)
tau seng wa hoot nor le mee hun kueh

2) a) pak (present tense)
wa suka pak jun xiong

b) huuut (past tense)
cho mi, wa huut nor le lang. wa eiong knife :P

c) tau seng i cheng(punch), tat(kick) , whack, kan ,@#$@#%#% , @#$@#$ , @# jun xiong :P

ok... now lets begin with a, b, c....
a...for amotan
b....for baruku
c.... ckway (watermelon)
d....not for durian la, d is for d24
L is for lulian la...

whatever...i recommend u guys to buy the PHD book...

not permanent head damage la, not the real phd la

It is the Penang Hokkien Dialect. In the markets real soon... :)
Friday, September 15, 2006

DAmn... need to make something interesting in this blog :P
Instructions:

Name 20 people you can think of at the top of your head. Don't read the questions before you write, and tag 5 people to do the survey.

  1. Yue Ming
  2. Kok Peng
  3. Jun Xiong
  4. Zhi Han
  5. Kuan Chee Hao
  6. Yap Chee Hao
  7. Loong Chay Lun
  8. Ida Ang
  9. Jo Ye
  10. Ying C
  11. Hua Chye
  12. Sara
  13. Sok Kuan
  14. Joan
  15. Elaine
  16. Grace
  17. Sim See Thin
  18. Shiau Mei
  19. Julian
  20. Susan

Questions:

1) How do you meet 14 (Joan)?

Hehe...err i think at the Interact Installation day for Our board last time.She was the president of interact club. Didnt know she was in my class somemore... only knew the next day in school. LOL

2) What would you do if u had never met 1 (Yue Ming)?

DIE. NERVOUS MELTDOWN. EMOTIONAL COLLAPSE. MENTAL BREAKDOWN.

Ok, ok, seriously.Seriously, i have no idea. Maybe he made me realise that i still have much to learn... and, i would nvr be talking to gals. ( I'm quite a shy fellow). He thought me hot to "shoot " people also, if not i won't be able to level up lo :) He thought me not to never give up in life and he is a good friend :) so proud to know him :)

3) What would you do if 20 (Susan) and 9 (Jo Ye) dated you?

JO Ye ah... errr...I feel weird la. Cause i know she won't ma :P LOL but if she does than... i guess i'll not go. Scared after the lower 6 bukit jalil basketball playa bash me up then i susah lo :P

These questions are starting to sound stupid. I mean, what else would i do right???

Susan?????? DATE???? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahAHHAHahaHAHAHhahahahaHAHAHHAhaaahHaHAHAHhahahahaHhahaAHHAahaHAH!

*ahem* i'm sorry. Anyways, i'm not lesbian, so i probably wouldnt date her. =D (just kidding :0 )

4. Would 6 (Yap Chee Hao) and 17 (Sim See Thin) make a good couple?

HAHAHAHA.....I Dont think i wanna comment about that, right Chee HaO... :P

5. Describe no. 3 (Jun Xiong)

haha... He's a Big Sized bespectacled person with a bug heart...ooops...big head..oops again.. big heart. :)

6. Do you think 8 (Ida Ang) is attractive?

Hmm...seriously i think she's quite attractive lor. Full figured body. Looks kind of cute sometimes. But water balloons always give me nightmares and made her a little bit unattractive liau lol..

7. Do you know anything about no. 12's (Saravanan) family?

Actually not much lor... only knows that his family has a shop near the panggung intan there... He always eat kuey tiau theng there one on sunday mornings : )

8. Tell me something about 7 (Chay Lun).

OMG... the questions will go on forever....damn.

Chay lun ah...haha... Cute little kid with his speactacles and hamsap misai...made me think of lau fu tse LOL.... Very hamsap LO... Tell us a lot of gossip about ehem... like to do the saliva hand moving thingy, dunno la how he do, if u guys see him in school then u ask him to do la :P

9. What is no. 7's (Chay lun) favourite?

Eh, you again? Well.. chun chicks? Ok, let me elaborate: chun chicks which meet the descriptions of having long shoulder length hair, mini shorts which must be less than 6 cm, fair skin... and the list goes on..haha....

10. What would you do if 11 (Hua Chye) confess he/she likes you?

LOL. Nolar. Seriously? I'd be cool with it. It's possible to still be friends, you know.

11. What language does 15 (Elaine) speak?

English. Bahasa Malaysia. Mandarin and Hokkien. NOt very sure about cantonese though... can u? :)

12. Who is 18 (Shiau Mei) going out with?

Haha... GOt people wanna go out with her meh :P. Seriously, i dunno lor... but i heard she has a boyfriend liau. so guys out there, have i broken your heart ? :P

13. How old is 16 (Grace) now?

She may not look 19 :P but she is 19 kua, not very sure about her bday. Sorry la :( i think i younger kua...

14. When was the last time you talked to 19 (Julian)?

Yesterday in school :)

15. Who's is no 2's (KOK Pengl) favourite singer?

errr... ME :) haha... not very sure lo, he likes techno songs, techno songs where got singers dey..

16. Would you date no 4 (Zhi Han)?

They seem to be running out of questions, eh. Yea... if i am gay :)

17. Would you date no 10 (Ying C)?

Whoa...very contrevesial question. This question almost cause a fight between 2 people man. I'll say that i wont date her lo because most come to most, i want to be her good friend nia. People, dont be mistaken and don't trust rumours... i had clarify here :)

18. Is 5 (Kuan Che Hao) single?

Err... i dont think so lor. cause i saw his frienster account write "in a relationship" ma :)

19. What is no 8's (Ida Ang) last name?

i think is qian hui . correct ah,>? :P

20. Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 18 (Shiau Mei)?

Yes, if she pays my government taxes for me.

21. Which school does 3 (Jun Xiong) go to?

MPK , damn it ... of course in High School Klang la

22. Where does 20 (Susan) live?

Taman Eng Ann

Thats it . THANK GOD. i thought it'll go on forever... damn...

haha...see u guys in the next post.




Topic of the day :

VULGAR LANGUAGE V.S. SARCATISM

For ice breaking:

Ques.: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Ans: A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot MOSQUITO... :)


BACK to the main event...
Tell you guys, especially boys. Please, dont la go and scold vulgar words. Instead, use some intelligence and contruct a sarcastic phrase. Tell u , more power. By the way, i dont practise vulgar words in my speech.U ask why? Cause it's just sooooo uncool...

For example, you are walking down a road, suddenly a stranger bump to u and say "kanina*" how would you react>>?

Damn, i would be like...wat da hell?? >.<>!!! Then,.I...errr....i...errr... nvm, So, in conclusion, dont scold vulgar words la.... I suggest certain words we can use to EXPRESS our dissatisfaction la :P

1) @$$HOLE -> bloody Nosehole
eg: KP just didnt want to give me back my notes, what a bloody nosehole.

why nosehole?
tell you , how often do we wash our nose?? eventhough ass is like a "sacred" object but at least we wash them even after we pangsai ma... how often we dig our nose ok>>

so the nose is dirtier than the @$$.... Therefore, nosehole is better than asshole...

2) lin lau hia (father) -> lin lau se (teacher)
eg: "lin lau se eh...mai ti ti ka chek liau la, wa lang ai sleep liau,Chinseng shouted to @#h L!M.

why?
cause at least teacher not related through blood with us where as our father...our father man. so thats why usel lin lau se la :P

anyway... showing this to the people is also PISSING ME OUT!!!!!










DArn... this is a little bit too much... cant stand the sight of this.
Its not that its nice or something la, i mean everybody also have that finger... man...

Dunno who started this nonsense...

Anyway, i recommend sarcatism. Because it is an art of attacking and firing :)

In conclusion.... i believe that sarcatism rules...

By the way...i'm not a polyballic ok, kp... damn...

Share the love. give me your feedback about today's post

see ya, suckers :)
Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Remember this day, 13 September 2006... My 1st time writing a blog :P Feel so proud man.

You ask why??

Because i can Tell YOU all THE nonsense and craps about a moronic mereshell >.< who is , Stuck in school life for 12 years man...


nabeh!!
Can't wait to go to Uni.

Anyway, here are some rules b4 u read my blog
1) I'M NOT writing about my personal matters here like every blogger would...oh...i wont tell u how pathetic my love life is, or how sakai i am in school, or how happy i am if England would have won world cup...DAmn it , anyway... no.2

2) If u feel sad, read my blog la... i'll try and cheer u up with my stories here ok??

Thanks for reading :)

darn...i forgot that i got one more word for u all....






BYE