JOKESENOUGH PSYCO EMO SADNESS AGONY -> ITS time to JOKE :)1) You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”
2) A Nutty Game
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, ''Up nuts!''
And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, ''Down nuts!'' And they all sat.
After a home run he yelled, ''Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied, ''Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ''PEANUTS!'' -pee nuts-
3) Three Girls Meet the Fairy
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish.
She panics. "Crap!"
4) A small problem
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
5) Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
A: Nipples
SOURCE : Comedy Central
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
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Is it important to have a job at this stage of my life?Among all the people i've asked and interviewed, they say it is. Some said of course!!! How can u say it is not?? It's what NORMALLY people do after GOV exeminations. (SPM / STPM)
Hey, a job can ensure u an extra cash...
no doubt about that, i agree... can help to save parents money cause we do earn a living too.
I also agree with that. With that extra cash, we can but things that we want... working makes us learn more, be respomsible, more sociable, knows how to handle extreme cases.. make us realise how much our parents try their best to work hard to support us until now...So...does it mean that if i didnt work now, i'm being lazy? or being disobedient? or being too dependable?? being useless??
Some people might not realise but for every meal like lunch or dinner, an estimation about RM5 is needed for a simple meal. What if we eat outside?
Moreover, do you think it is worth it to work in a very far place when u just end up standing the whole day for 8 hours doing nothing for the extra cash u needed to buy a new handphone which anyway your old handphone is just 3 months old...
6 months is a long time. For people who've been looking down on those who are not working now, i wouldnt mind though...u might think that i'm lazy...maybe i am to you. you may think that u're one step ahead...so maybe you are. But dont forget, there are many ways to pass time. Our life is short. We have a whole lots of working years ahead of us after obtaining our degree. SO why not we learn something new now then to do something we'll be doing for the rest of our lives... Is money that important?...its the temptation that cause us to be greedy...to need more money, to buy more things, more clothes, more gadgets, more things...
So?? is working still important at this point of life? Think again...
~jm sigining off~
-currently listening to "Gravity of love" by enigma-
-mood : annoyed-
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
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Job Application : FAILI'd just recently applied for a job as a sales assistant or a music teacher in Tarrega guitar shop, they have few branches, one in Klang Parade and the other one is in Shaw Centrepoint.
I went for the interview just now at 4.00pm in the headquaters which is in centrepoint. the boss is Mr. Lim, he interviewed me. I failed to get the job lo... cause he said he's looking for long term workers, but he promise to call me for part time jobs when they have promotions and exhibition.
Oh well... guess its time to look out for other jobs. Wish me luck :-D
~jm sigining off~
-currently listening to do i make u proud by taylor hicks-
-mood : fine-
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
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2nd Post of the yearIt's has been a while ever since i "really" blog.Year 2006 passed so quickly, the year i learn the most lessons, not only in stpm but in Life as well!!
20061) I'd learn more things then any
pre-U student would {I took STPM}, 2) I'd learn to be a more mature, independant young adult,
3) I had my 1st crush and i learn to take rejection well,
4) I attended an Interact conference and doing quite well in our school's interact society, i think,
5) I help to shape the school's dicipline which i thought i wouldnt cause i couldnt even shape my own,
6) I have a whole lot more friends that i could even imagine,
7) I'd the best brithday party ever made by my friends and family, yes.. there were 2 parties...and i'm finally 19 years old
8) I'm not afraid to talk to girls anymore which i didnt do for the past 5 years in my high school life,
9) I love to play the piano more than i ever knew, i performed on the stage for the 1st time,
10) My grandma falls into coma and now she knows nothing about us now,
11) I've encountered an accident which i did not die,
12) I helped in a national charity run organised by some cool young punks, Congrats, you guys did a remarkable job in the event
13) I finally realised that i love my parents, family and friends so much that they'll always be in my mind,
So... u ask me, is 2006 a great year??
My answer : -------
I cant give u the answer, because i don't know what awaits me in the year
2007... maybe i'll learn more, maybe more things will occur?? no one knows... especially me
So... i'll just enjoy the ride and hope it'll be a smooth sailing year for me... i know there will be some rough waves, trying to bring me down, but whatever happens, i'm not the person who gives up easily in life because hope is always, always there...waiting
Thank God i'm still alive, I pray that my fellow friends, family members and my parents will have a great year ahead of us.
SO, GOOD LUCK IN 2007
~jm sigining off~
-currently listening to kiss the rain by yiruma-
-mood : just thankful-
Happy New Year 2007
I've the best celebration of new year yesterday. When all my friends are out partying in The Curve, One U, Synway P, KLCC, Megamall, Friends and family houses, i celebrated by sleeping from 9pm to 8am next morning.
What a great way to end and start the new year!!SIGH.....Anyway, happy new year everyone...
